Mom stands on one side of the stage with phone. 2 sisters stand on the other side.
Big Sis: (Picks up phone) Hello?
Mom: Hello, Sweetie.
Big Sis: Hi, Mom.
Mom: I just called to see how you are.
Big Sis: No problems here. How's Grandma?
Mom: She's doing much better. I'll be home sooner than I originally thought. Is everything okay?
Big Sis: Everything's fine. There's nothing to worry about.
Little Sis: (talks out loud, but Mom can't hear her) Since when did that ever stop her?
Big Sis: Quiet, I'm trying to talk to Mom.
Mom: Did you have any trouble making dinner?
Big Sis: Nope, dinner went fine.
Little Sis: If you like ashes.
Big Sis: If I have any questions, I know who to call.
Little Sis: Yeah, the fire department.
Mom: What did you have? Something healthy, I hope.
Big Sis: We weren't that hungry, so I just made vegetables. We had potatoes.
Little Sis: She means potato chips.
Big Sis: And beans.
Little Sis: Jelly beans.
Big Sis: And corn.
Little Sis: Candy corn.
Mom: That's good. I want you to limit how much junk food you two eat.
Big Sis: I did limit the junk food.
Little Sis: Limited to the amount your stomach can hold without barfing.
Mom: Are you doing your chores?
Big Sis: You'll find the house clean when you get back.
Little Sis: If you give us a two-day warning.
Mom: Did you remember to walk the dog?
Big Sis: We walked the dog every day.
Little Sis: Yep, from the couch to the fridge and back to the couch.
Mom: And make sure your little sister gets some exercise.
Big Sis: She got plenty of exercise.
Little Sis: Six hours of thumb exercises on the Playstation.
Mom: Did you do your homework?
Big Sis: I spent three hours studying economics.
Little Sis: If you count a trip to the mall.
Big Sis: Plus chemistry.
Little Sis: Making chocolate milkshakes.
Big Sis: And history.
Little Sis: Reruns of The Flintstones.
Mom: What time did you get to bed last night?
Big Sis: We were in bed by nine.
Little Sis: Nine AM.
Mom: Good girl.
Big Sis: I told you I could be responsible.
Little Sis: You're responsible for everything that's gone on while Mom was away.
Big Sis: In fact, if you want to stay at Grandma's another day or two, we'll be okay.
Mom: That's great, sweetie. One last thing: I want you to know I've been reading your Facebook page while I've been away. It's a pretty detailed record of everything you've been doing.
Big Sis: Oh.
Mom: Anything else you want to tell me?
Big Sis: Only that I'm going to ground myself for the next 2 months.
Mom: That's my responsible girl. See you soon.
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