CAST (can be male or female):
Waiter
1st Customer
2nd Customer

COSTUMES:
none needed; waiter can wear an apron if desired

PROPS:
2 tables several feet apart, 2 chairs
menus, if desired

1st Customer: Oh, Waiter.

(Waiter walks over)

1st Customer: Does the chef have pig's feet?

Waiter: I don't know, he's got his shoes on.

2nd Customer: Oh, Waiter.

(Waiter walks over)

2nd Customer: I'll have some runny eggs, burnt toast, and a cup of cold coffee.

Waiter: I can't serve you that.

2nd Customer: You did last week.

1st Customer: Oh, Waiter.

(Waiter walks over)

1st Customer: How much is a dozen clams?

Waiter: Twelve.

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