CAST: 2 men, 1 woman
Here is an excerpt:
Lola:(in a breathless voice) Are you Sam Egg, Pie?
Sam: That's "P.I." As in "Private Eye."
Lola: So, you're a detective?
Sam: Depends on who's askin'.
Lola: My name is...(coughs and clears throat, then speaks in a normal voice) My name is Lola.
Sam: Her name was Lola.
Lola: I just said that. I need help.
Sam: There's a psychiatrist's office on the next floor.
Lola: Not that kind of help.
Sam: Listen, I don't come cheap. Do you have any dough?
Lola: What would it take to hire you? Twenty-five dollars?
Sam: You'll have to go higher than that.
Lola: (Speaks in high falsetto) Twenty-five dollars?
Sam: If you want to hire me, it'll cost you a "C" note.
Lola: (Sings a high note) How's that?
Sam: That was a B-flat, but it'll do for starters. Okay, Miss LaTour. Take a load off and spill it.
Sam: Sit down and tell me all about it.
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