CAST: 4 women

PROPS: baby blanket, baby bottle, headband with bow

Lulu: Why don't you tell us about yourself, Wanda? That'll get your mind off things. Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Wanda: What are brothers and sisters?

Jojo: You know, other kids who live in your house.

Wanda: I don't have any of those, but I heard my Dad say that we're going to get another baby.

Lulu: Where are they getting it from? The stork?

Jojo: The stork only brings tiny babies. The heavy ones need a crane.

Wanda: I don't know where we're getting it from. Maybe K-Mart. That's where we got our TV.

Lulu: Yeah, they're probably having a blue light special on siblings.

Mimi: Boy, are you guys dumb! Everybody knows babies come from Babies R Us! Duh!

Lulu: Do you hope its a brother or a sister?

Wanda: I hope its a puppy.

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