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DWARF IDENTIFICATION GUIDE:
THE HOBBIT
by Whatsits Galore,
J.R.R. Tolkien, and Peter Jackson

If you've read the classic J.R.R. Tolkien novel The Hobbit, or seen the Peter Jackson movie trilogy, you have noted the greatest drawback to both those excellent works: too many dwarfs. With a full thirteen in residence, it can be tough to tell the players without a program, even though the films are careful to give each one his own unique look and traits.

But fear not! Whatsits Galore has compiled this guide to clear away the confusion. Here you'll find all thirteen dwarfs with enough information about each one to keep them straight.

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Thorin Oakenshield

thorin Description: the Leader
Known Relatives: Thrain, father; Thror, grandfather; Fili, nephew; Kili, nephew; Dain Ironfoot, cousin
Weapon of Choice: sword with oaken shield
Skills: strategy, leadership, singing

"We have a claim to Erebor. Now we defend it."

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Balin

balin Description: the Smart One
Known Relatives: Dwalin, brother; Gloin, cousin; Oin, cousin; Gimli, first cousin once removed
Weapon of Choice: sword
Skills: diplomacy, singing

"That, my lads, was a dragon."

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Dwalin

dwalin Description: the Tough Guy
Known Relatives: Balin, brother; Gloin, cousin; Oin, cousin; Gimli, first cousin once removed
Weapon of Choice: hammer
Skills: singing, fiddle

"Come on, come on, enough of the niceties."

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Fili

fili Description: the Blondie
Known Relatives: Kili, brother; Thorin, uncle; Thrain, grandfather; Thror, great-grandfather; Dain Ironfoot, second cousin
Weapon of Choice: knives
Skills: singing

"I belong with my brother."

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Kili

kili Description: the Hottie
Known Relatives: Fili, brother; Thorin, uncle; Thrain, grandfather; Thror, great-grandfather; Dain Ironfoot, second cousin
Weapon of Choice: bow
Skills: singing

"Do you think she could've loved me?"

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Oin

oin Description: the Deaf One
Known Relatives: Gloin, brother; Gimli, nephew; Dwalin, cousin; Balin, cousin
Weapon of Choice: staff
Skills: medicine, prognostication, singing, playing the teapot

"My duty lies with the wounded."

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Gloin

gloin Description: Gimli's Dad
Known Relatives: Oin, brother; Gimli, son; Dwalin, cousin; Balin, cousin
Weapon of Choice: axe
Skills: singing

"I have been bled dry by this venture."

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Dori

dori Description: the Genteel One
Known Relatives: Nori, brother; Ori, cousin
Weapon of Choice: sword
Skills: singing

"May I tempt you with a cup of chamomile?"

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Nori

nori Description: the Triple Mohawk
Known Relatives: Dori, brother; Ori, cousin
Weapon of Choice: mace
Skills: singing, searching

"I can't hear when you're thumping!"

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Ori

ori Description: the Youngest
Known Relatives: Dori, cousin; Nori, cousin
Weapon of Choice: slingshot
Skills: belching, singing

"I don't like green food."

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Bifur

bifur Description: the Scruffy One
Known Relatives: Bofur, cousin; Bombut, cousin
Weapon of Choice: spear
Skills: singing

"Let us out of here!"

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Bofur

bofur Description: the Hat Guy
Known Relatives: Bifur, cousin; Bombur, cousin
Weapon of Choice: sword
Skills: flute

"You're part of the company. You're one of us."

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Bombur

bombur Description: the Fat One
Known Relatives: Bifur, cousin; Bofur, cousin
Weapon of Choice: club
Skills: cooking

"Ayy! Uhh!"

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