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Sorry about that, Chief. |
Would you believe...? |
The old ********* trick. |
Missed me by that much. |
And...loving it. |
I asked you not to tell me that. |
That's the second-biggest ******** I've ever seen. |
Yes, well... |
I hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about ******** |
This is KAOS. We don't ******** here. |
| Mr. Big |
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| Diplomat's Daughter |
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| School Days |
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| Our Man in Toyland |
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| Now You See Him, Now You Don't |
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| Washington 4, Indians 3 |
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| KAOS in Control |
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| The Day Smart Turned Chicken |
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| Satan Place |
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| Our Man in Leotards |
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| Too Many Chiefs |
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| My Nephew the Spy |
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| Aboard the Orient Express |
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| Weekend Vampire |
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| Survival of the Fattest |
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| Double Agent |
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| Kisses for KAOS |
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| The Dead Spy Scrawls |
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| Back to the Old Drawing Board |
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| All in the Mind |
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| Dear Diary |
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| Smart, the Assassin |
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| I'm Only Human |
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| Stakeout on Blue Mist Mountain |
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| The Amazing Harry Hoo |
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| Hubert's Unfinished Symphony |
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| Ship of Spies |
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| Shipment to Beirut |
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| The Last One in Is a Rotten Spy |
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| Anatomy of a Lover |
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| Strike While the Agent Is Hot |
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| A Spy for a Spy |
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| The Only Way to Die |
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| Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine |
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| Casablanca |
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| The Decoy |
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| Hoo Done It |
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| Rub-a-Dub-Dub...Three Spies in a Sub |
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| The Greatest Spy on Earth |
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| Island of the Darned |
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| Bronzefinger |
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| Perils in a Pet Shop |
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| The Whole Tooth and... |
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| Kiss of Death |
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| It Takes One to Know One |
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| Someone Down Here Hates Me |
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| Cutback at CONTROL |
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| The Man from Yenta |
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| The Mummy |
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| The Girls from KAOS |
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| Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho |
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| Where-What-How-Who Am I? |
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| The Expendable Agent |
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| How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying |
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| Appointment in Sahara |
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| Pussycats Galore |
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| A Man Called Smart |
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| The Spy Who Met Himself |
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| Viva Smart |
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| Witness for the Persecution |
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| The Spirit Is Willing |
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| Maxwell Smart, Private Eye |
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| Supersonic Boom |
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| One of Our Olives Is Missing |
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| When Good Fellows Get Together |
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| Dr. Yes |
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| That Old Gang of Mine |
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| The Mild Ones |
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| Classification: Dead |
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| The Mysterious Dr. T |
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| The King Lives? |
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| The Groovy Guru |
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| The Little Black Book |
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| Don't Look Back |
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| 99 Loses CONTROL |
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| The Wax Max |
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| Run, Robot, Run |
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| Operation Ridiculous |
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| Spy, Spy, Birdie |
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| The Hot Line |
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| Die, Spy |
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| The Reluctant Redhead |
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| The Impossible Mission |
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| Snoopy Smart vs. the Red Baron |
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| Closely Watched Planes |
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| The Secret of Sam Vittorio |
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| Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend |
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| The Worst Best Man |
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| A Tale of Two Tails |
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| The Return of the Ancient Mariner |
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| With Love and Twitches |
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| The Laser Blazer |
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| The Farkas Fracas |
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| Temporarily Out of CONTROL |
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| Schwartz's Island |
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| One Nation Invisible |
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| Hurray for Hollywood |
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| The Day They Raided the Knights |
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| Tequila Mockingbird |
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| I Shot 86 Today |
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| Absorb the Greek |
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| To Sire, With Love |
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| Shock It to Me |
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| Leadside |
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| Greer Window |
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| The Not-So-Great Escape |
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| Pheasant Under Glass |
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| Ironhand |
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| Valerie of the Dolls |
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| Widow Often Annie |
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| The Treasure of C. Errol Madre |
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| Smart Fell on Alabama |
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| And Baby Makes Four |
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| Physician Impossible |
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| The Apes of Rath |
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| Age Before Duty |
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| Is This Trip Necessary |
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| Ice Station Siegfried |
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| Moonlighting Becomes You |
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| House of Max |
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| Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm |
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| The Mess of Adrian Listenger |
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| Witness for the Execution |
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| How Green Was My Valet |
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| And Only Two Ninety-Nine |
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| Smartacus |
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| What's It All About, Algie? |
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| Hello Columbus, Goodbye America |
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| Do I Hear a Vaults |
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| I Am Curiously Yellow |
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