Ruby, Midge, & DeeDee, 3 elderly ladies
Genie, can be male or female
Costumes: genie wears a turban
Props: blue ribbon, bottle, 2 pieces of paper
Here is an excerpt:
Ruby: I wish for a million dollars!
Genie: Here you go. (hands her a piece of paper)
Ruby: What is this? A check?
Genie: Naw, the money's already in your bank account. I've been using direct deposit since 1373. No, this is a notice that you owe sixty per cent of that million in back taxes.
Ruby: I might've known there'd be a catch.
Genie: With money, there's always a catch.
Ruby: Well, then, I'll just fix that with my second wish. Genie, I wish for ten million dollars.
Genie: Granted. By the way, here.
Ruby: More back taxes?
Genie: Nope, a subpoena. You're being audited by the IRS.
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