CAST: 2 men, 1 woman
PROPS: table & chairs, 2 menus, 2 glasses, a tray of misc. junk
Here is an excerpt:
Stu: We'd like a table for two.
Stu: Whaddaya mean, 'we'? You're not eating with us. Just me and the missus here.
Waiter: Certainment, monsieur.(Waiter shows them to a table with glasses already on it; they sit down)
Mitzi: How do I know what to order, Stu? Everything is in French.
Stu: Well, we'll just pick something. Here, gar-kon. What about this? (points to something on the menu)
Waiter: Escargots. Huit francs.
Mitzi: What did he say?
Stu: Something about 'franks.' You like franks, right, Mitzi?
Mitzi: Sure, franks and beans.
Stu: Great. (says to the waiter) We'll have that.
Stu: We will, not you.
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