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GET SMART
CATCH PHRASES
by Whatsits Galore

Many classic TV shows are known for their catchphrases, those words and phrases delivered so often that they become a trademark for their respective characters. No matter how many times we hear them, these lines still delight. After all, where would Fonzie be without his "Aaayyyyy," or Shaggy without his "Zoinks," or Captain Kirk without his "Beam me up, Scotty"?

But no program has ever provided more or funnier catchphrases than the classic television series Get Smart. Whatsits Galore has collected them here, sometimes delivered with a twist, but still instantly recognizable.

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Sorry about that, Chief.
Would you believe...?
The old ********* trick.
Missed me by that much.
And...loving it.
I asked you not to tell me that.
That's the second-biggest ********
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Yes, well...
I hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about ********
This is KAOS. We don't ******** here.
Mr. Big catchphrase
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Diplomat's Daughter catchphrase
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School Days catchphrase
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Our Man in Toyland catchphrase
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Now You See Him, Now You Don't catchphrase
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Washington 4, Indians 3 catchphrase
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KAOS in Control catchphrase
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The Day Smart Turned Chicken
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Satan Place
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Our Man in Leotards catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
Too Many Chiefs
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My Nephew the Spy
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Aboard the Orient Express
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Weekend Vampire
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Survival of the Fattest
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Double Agent
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Kisses for KAOS catchphrase
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The Dead Spy Scrawls catchphrase
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Back to the Old Drawing Board catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
All in the Mind
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Dear Diary
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Smart, the Assassin
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I'm Only Human
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Stakeout on Blue Mist Mountain
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The Amazing Harry Hoo
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Hubert's Unfinished Symphony
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Ship of Spies
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Shipment to Beirut
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The Last One in Is a Rotten Spy
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Anatomy of a Lover
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Strike While the Agent Is Hot
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A Spy for a Spy
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The Only Way to Die
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Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine
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Casablanca
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The Decoy
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Hoo Done It catchphrase
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Rub-a-Dub-Dub...Three Spies in a Sub catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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The Greatest Spy on Earth catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Island of the Darned catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Bronzefinger
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Perils in a Pet Shop catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
The Whole Tooth and... catchphrase
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Kiss of Death catchphrase
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It Takes One to Know One
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Someone Down Here Hates Me
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Cutback at CONTROL catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
The Man from Yenta
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The Mummy
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The Girls from KAOS
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Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho
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Where-What-How-Who Am I?
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The Expendable Agent
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How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying catchphrase catchphrase
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Appointment in Sahara catchphrase catchphrase
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Pussycats Galore catchphrase catchphrase
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A Man Called Smart
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The Spy Who Met Himself
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Viva Smart catchphrase
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Witness for the Persecution catchphrase
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The Spirit Is Willing
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Maxwell Smart, Private Eye
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Supersonic Boom catchphrase catchphrase
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One of Our Olives Is Missing
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When Good Fellows Get Together
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Dr. Yes catchphrase
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That Old Gang of Mine catchphrase catchphrase
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The Mild Ones catchphrase
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The Mysterious Dr. T catchphrase
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The King Lives? catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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The Groovy Guru catchphrase catchphrase
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The Little Black Book
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Don't Look Back
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99 Loses CONTROL catchphrase catchphrase
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The Wax Max catchphrase catchphrase
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Run, Robot, Run catchphrase
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Operation Ridiculous
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Spy, Spy, Birdie catchphrase catchphrase
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The Hot Line
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Die, Spy catchphrase
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The Reluctant Redhead catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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The Impossible Mission
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Snoopy Smart vs. the Red Baron
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Closely Watched Planes catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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The Secret of Sam Vittorio
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Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend
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The Worst Best Man
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A Tale of Two Tails catchphrase catchphrase
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The Return of the Ancient Mariner catchphrase catchphrase
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With Love and Twitches catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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The Laser Blazer catchphrase
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The Farkas Fracas catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Temporarily Out of CONTROL
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Schwartz's Island catchphrase
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One Nation Invisible catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Hurray for Hollywood catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
The Day They Raided the Knights catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Tequila Mockingbird
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I Shot 86 Today catchphrase catchphrase
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Absorb the Greek catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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To Sire, With Love
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Shock It to Me catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Leadside
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Greer Window catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
The Not-So-Great Escape catchphrase catchphrase
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Pheasant Under Glass catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Ironhand
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Valerie of the Dolls
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Widow Often Annie catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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The Treasure of C. Errol Madre catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
Smart Fell on Alabama
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And Baby Makes Four catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Physician Impossible catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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The Apes of Rath catchphrase catchphrase
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Age Before Duty catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Is This Trip Necessary catchphrase catchphrase
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Ice Station Siegfried catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Moonlighting Becomes You
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House of Max
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Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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The Mess of Adrian Listenger catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Witness for the Execution catchphrase catchphrase
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How Green Was My Valet
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And Only Two Ninety-Nine catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Smartacus
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What's It All About, Algie? catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Hello Columbus, Goodbye America catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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Do I Hear a Vaults catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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I Am Curiously Yellow catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase catchphrase
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