The Wicked Queen, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1937

Occupation: monarch
Henchmen: the Huntsman
Crimes: attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder
Motive: vanity
Alter ego: the Hag

"...a special sort of death for one so fair."

Occupation: con artist
Henchmen: Gideon
Crimes: accessory to kidnapping, fraud, child endangerment
Motive: greed
Alias: Honest John

"Then you haven't heard of the easy road to success."

Occupation: lady
Henchmen: Lucifer
Crimes: destruction of royal property, treason
Motive: jealousy
Talent: plays the piano

"These beads...they give it just the right touch."

Occupation: monarch, tyrant
Henchmen: deck of cards
Crimes: none; absolute monarchs can do as they like
Motive: bad temper
Sport: croquet

"All ways are my ways!"

Occupation: ship's captain
Henchmen: Mr. Smee, assorted buccaneers
Crimes: piracy, murder, attempted murder, kidnapping, terroristic threats
Motive: hatred
Fear: chronomentrophobia (fear of clocks)

"...and Captain Hook never breaks a promise."

Occupation: evil fairy
Henchmen: hideous goons
Crimes: attempted murder, kidnapping, trespassing
Motive: spite
Residence: The Forbidden Mountain

"You thought you could defeat me, the mistress of all evil!"

Occupation: rich society gal
Henchmen: Horace & Jasper Badun
Crimes: dognapping, reckless driving
Motive: revenge
Obsession: furs

"Poison them, drown them, bash them in the head..."

Occupation: witch
Henchmen: none
Crimes: attempted murder
Motive: just for fun
Hobby: games

"Sounds like someone's sick. How nice."

Occupation: predator
Henchmen: none
Crimes: none; it's no crime for a tiger to stalk prey.
Motive: hatred
Fear: pyrophobia (fear of fire)

"It makes the chase more interesting...for me."

Occupation: butler
Henchmen: none
Crimes: grand theft, trespassing
Motive: greed
Last known whereabouts: Timbuktu

"I'll be gone! No...oh, no...they'll be gone."

Occupation: would-be monarch
Henchmen: Sir Hiss, the Sheriff of Nottingham
Crimes: treason
Motive: sibling rivalry
Annoying habit: thumb-sucking

"This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle, heh, heh, heh, power."

Occupation: pawn shop owner
Henchmen: Mr. Snoops
Crimes: kidnapping, child endangerment, assault with a deadly weapon
Motive: obsession
Fear: suriphobia (fear of mice)

"What makes you think anyone would want a homely little girl like you?"

Occupation: monarch
Henchmen: Creeper, Gwythaints, brutish warriors
Crimes: grave desecration, kidnapping, theft
Motive: delusions of godhood
Native land: Prydain

"Now I shall call on my army of the dead--the Cauldron Born!"

Occupation: crimelord
Henchmen: Fidget, thugs
Crimes: treason, attempted regicide, kidnapping, murder, attempted murder, unlawful entry, assault and battery, child endangerment
Motive: megalomania
Pet peeve: being called a rat

"You know what happens when someone upsets me."

Occupation: loan shark
Henchmen: Roscoe, DeSoto
Crimes: extortion, kidnapping, terroristic threats, reckless driving, child endangerment
Motive: greed
Hobby: model-building

"I don't think you grasp the severity of the situation."

Occupation: former courtier, now sea witch for hire
Henchmen: Flotsam & Jetsam
Crimes: treason, fraud, attempted murder
Motive: ambition
Fantasy: thinks she's thin

"So much for true love!"

Occupation: hunter
Henchmen: Joanna the lizard
Crimes: poaching, kidnapping, attempted murder, cruelty to animals, child endangerment
Motive: greed
Education: third grade

"Let's see if we can do something to refresh that rusty old memory of yours."

Occupation: pub owner, town bully
Henchmen: Lefou, local yokels
Crimes: attempted murder, kidnapping, breaking and entering, assault and battery, arson, incitement to riot
Motive: vanity
True love: himself

"Don't I deserve the best?"

Occupation: vizier
Henchmen: Iago
Crimes: attempted murder, kidnapping, treason, assault and battery, theft
Motive: ambition
Special ability: hypnosis

"How many times do I have to kill you, boy?"

Occupation: predator
Henchmen: Shenzi, Banzai, Ed
Crimes: regicide/fratricide, attempted murder, assault and battery, child endangerment
Motive: ambition
Identifying marks: scar over left eye

"Long live the king."

Occupation: colonial governor
Henchmen: colonists
Crimes: attempted genocide, incitement to riot, abuse of power, assault with a deadly weapon
Motive: social advancement
Disability: crick in the spine

"I'll need those witless peasants to dig up my gold."

Occupation: judge
Henchmen: soldiers
Crimes: attempted genocide, manslaughter, attempted murder, attempted infanticide, abuse of power, police brutality, kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon
Motive: lust
Object of desire: Esmeralda

"How dare you defy me!"

Occupation: lord of the dead
Henchmen: Pain & Panic
Crimes: treason, attempted murder, kidnapping, conspiracy
Motive: sibling rivalry
Hair: flaming

"Boom, bada-boom, boom, boom!"

Occupation: warlord
Henchmen: the Hun army
Crimes: mass murder, war crimes, kidnapping, assault and battery
Motive: conquest
Color scheme: monochromatic

"Your walls and armies have fallen. And now, it's your turn."

Occupation: safari guide
Henchmen: unscrupulus sailors
Crimes: attempted murder, kidnapping, piracy, mutiny, assault and battery, assault with a deadly weapon
Motive: greed
Final victim: himself

"I've got some hunting to do."

Occupation: former royal advisor, now kitty
Henchmen: Kronk
Crimes: attempted regicide, treason, kidnapping, assault and battery
Motive: ambition
Descendant: Cruella De Vil

"Or, to save on postage, I could just poison him with this!"

Occupation: expedition commander, explorer, mercenary
Henchmen: Helga Sinclair
Crimes: murder, kidnapping, assault and battery, grand theft, breaking and entering
Motive: greed
Middle name: Tiberius

"I love it when I win."

Occupation: pirate, cook
Henchmen: alien sailors
Crimes: mutiny, piracy, kidnapping, arson, theft, breaking and entering
Motive: greed
Designation: cyborg

"You give up a few t'ings...chasin' a dream."

Occupation: former ranch hand, now land baron
Henchmen: The Willie Brothers, Rico
Crimes: rustling, fraud, assault and battery
Motive: revenge
Talent: yodelling

"When you're talkin' revenge, every last acre counts."

Occupation: witch doctor, fortune teller, con artist
Henchmen: Lawrence, shadow creatures
Crimes: fraud, kidnapping, conspiracy to commit murder
Motive: envy
Nickname: The Shadow Man

"I need his heart pumpin'. For now."

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